After a huge number of scandals, Trump supporters were shocked by a peculiar incident that occurred when the President of the United States received a head injury. According to witnesses, Donald Trump was leaving the Oval Office to meet with the delivery person from Kentucky Fried Chicken. The extremely huge bucket turned out to make him top-heavy and Trump fell down the stairs. He was rushed to the hospital right away, and the doctors quickly began reporting on his condition.
"He was mumbling about the values of Obamacare," one of the doctors reported. "When we went to operate, it turned out nothing was wrong!"
According to the medical report, Trump was not in fact injured. The fall had in fact undone a head injury Trump experienced in the 1970's. The President was reportedly confused when he regained consciousness, having no memory of the past few decades.
"What's this about building a wall?" Trump asked the press. "Did I say that."
While recovering, Trump took the time to write formal letters to every major news outlet apologizing to them for his "fake news" remarks. He then explained that tax breaks for the rich are a bad idea."
"What has this country come to? Obama looks like he knew what he was doing. What kind of idiots elect someone like me to be President of the United States?"
Unfortunately, Trump's approval rating quickly entered a downward spiral from his fellow conservatives. Many Americans complained about his sudden liberal policies.
Just before he could announce his plans to re-instate Obamacare, a right-wing supporter through a shoe at Donald Trump.
It hit him in the forehead. Trump is back in surgery, but the doctors are saying he is returning to his old self again.
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